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Monday, February 25, 2013

Fears noises

Things you never want to hear:

1. A tapping noise on the other side of the shower curtain before you (or after) you get in.

2. Creaking staircases (especially when you're home alone)

3. A knock at your window... when your room is on the second floor.

4. A bloodcurdling scream (especially when its near you)

5. The sound a car makes when it crashes through your house.

6. The sound a car makes when it crashes.

7. "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen but would you calmly find your nearest exit as fast as possible".

8. "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen but would you calmly find your way to the nearest lifeboat". 

9. "Excuse me ladies and gentlemen but would you kindle kneel down and put your hands behind your heads, I have a gun".

10. gunshots... in your neighborhood.

11. Rebecca Black at 7 in the morning... on a Saturday.

12. Thunder when your camping

13. That noise your radio makes when they test the alert system (or when the alert is real)

14. Screamo music at 7 in the morning... Doesn't matter what day it is.

15. Korn

16. Your engine setting on fire.

17. Your mom yelling your name... your full name.

18. Your dad yelling at you...

19. "I watch you sleep at night" :)

20. Shattering glass.

21. Nails against a chalkboard.

22. whispering in your ear, when your alone.

23. Your alarm in the morning.

24. Your girlfriends ringtone, when your at your other girlfriends house.

25. Your girlfriends voice, when you kissing your other girlfriend...

26. Crunching snow, when your alone in a snowy forest.

27. Screeching tires.

28. Hissing in your room at night.

29. Little kids singing London bridge is falling down, in a minor key.

30. Clinking chains.



3 comments:

  1. My favorite: #19.

    And #20.

    There were lots of good ones. I liked this list a lot. Good idea.

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  2. i started to get really scared reading some of these, as if they were really happening. Creative post, i liked it

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